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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?","punchline":"Because they might peel!","id":340}
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