{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
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{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of shoes does a thief wear?","punchline":"Sneakers","id":9}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a suspicious looking laptop?","punchline":"Asus","id":379}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are oranges the smartest fruit?","punchline":"Because they are made to concentrate. ","id":303}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?","punchline":"Make me one with everything.","id":186}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the big flower say to the littler flower?","punchline":"Hi, bud!","id":167}